Caribbean cruising in Colombia pt. 1
I spent two months on the Caribbean coast of Colombia, riding almost the entire coastline. I had a partner for my adventures for the most part in Colombia. A young dude named Carlos andres, with dreads, a resemblance to Jesus, a passion for life, and a similar flow as mine, we got on very well. We had met for the second time in Cartegena a surprisingly huge city, famous for its port, old charm and history, and yes the streets in certain parts have that elegance, like in the historic centre, but there is another side to Cartegena. Many people go there just to “hang out” with extremely beautiful prostitutes, which means the streets are full with them, identifiable only by the presence of heels.
Leaving the city we went north, finding rocks to climb, free meals to feed both body and soul, (Andres was really good at asking for food), beautiful beaches to camp on and great seas to swim in. It was indeed a lush paradise, with banana and coconut trees in abundance. Dissapointment came when we viosited popular hippy hang outs like tatanga, but we were happily surprised often by random kindness, beauty and chilled vibes. The average Colombian understand ths basics of the vagabond, im probably hungry and probably broke, so a helping hand will be recieved graciously.

just before a huge storm and i didnt have my tent up yet, i got soaked then invaded by 30 or more mosquitoes, had to incense smoke them out
A note on Colombian police, They suck! I was robbed, had a gun in my face, was harrassed for hours, thratened, kicked out of towns, and more. They are ignorant nazis for the most part, ex paramilitaries who like to say things like, what have you got for the head? And this is colombia! mmm ok, do1 will ya! I met other travellers who had good experiences, so i put it down to the way I look, that old stereotyping, someone has to get it, in Colombia, that someone looks like me. This is the only thing that sucked about Colombia.

Tatanga, the not so cool "cool" place, over a steep hill to get in and out, we were advised not to ride that hill alone or we would get robbed by machete, not cool
We did do a few interviews and appeared in the regional newspaper and radio, which was awesome as people recognized us and knew who were we. Also it helped us secure place sto sleep, “look were in the newspaper”, at times its hard to find somewhere to sleep as people are wary of strangers. People would shout out at me, hey caleño ( a person from Cali ; Colombia) wheres your friend the English guy? A black dude from England is just unheard of, seriously!
here is the link, check it out

this guy was awesome, he had something called panpizza, it was like a pizza but more bready, sweet with pineapple, dude was a genius

come on, hammock between coconut trees, bit of weird green stuff to put tent on, andparadise sand, amazing, crazy ants though
Heading way up north, things changed from lushness to dry desert, it was super hot, not many people or villages, and the people we did meet were living way different. There were not any fruit trees and life was just way harsher, even for us the change was evident, rolling up to the first store we had seen for ages, I told the woman I almost died getting here, pointed to my salt covered body and asked her to give me some water please, which she did. I had drunken bad water which increased my dehydration and it was not so nice in 40c heat. A few times we entered villages an dthe people were scared of us, which was not so cool, but when they found out our humble mission we we accepted and welcomed. It turnd out that people we getting murdered in the area, so everyone had enemies, and there was this whole wild wild west drama going on. It took me over a year to learn the word for enemy, which surprised me as its really similar to friend in spanish, amigo/enemigo. Further on we found amazing beaches and salty scenery, but in the end instead of making the whold loop around, we decided enough was enough and headed back down south to start our mission into the Andes.

this is the makeshift shelter known as a kambucha that 4 of us survived one hell of a storm, still managed to get some lemongrass tea and caramelized coconut done thought thanks to the good old stove, o yeah, thats how i roll!

another loko en bici, its always good, this guy was casually telling me year i reckon another 5 years to brazil, even i was like you what..yeah you know, one year here, 6 months here, bl bla..funny, now i know how i must sound

another dude from chile, he has a sign saying he was doing a gunuess world record, not sure if he ws or not, he gave us some gatorade and was like finish it no problems i will get some more, legend!

baking bread in the ground, doesnt get any more epic than this! bread with veggies and seasoned, and salty which they just dont do in Colombia, took a good few hours with burried with the hot rocks, but was so worth it!
And so it was that a long chain of blessings carried me right through up into the Andes.
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Camping on the beach looks beautiful! … I know how you like to get creative and resourceful in terms of cooking (for example as mentioned above, baking bread in the ground and brewing teas from things you stumble upon) so perhaps a blog/section on your recipes and cooking techniques would be welcomed!
The people have spoken!
watch this space.
Grilling fish on spare spokes! That is the most brilliant MacIver-esque idea ever. Gotta to jot that one down.
R u still sans campstove or have u found a replacement?
I second natalie’s idea. We need a culinary section!
Oh yes, I have used them to steam and reheat tamales as well, I have to admit, I did feel like a genius at the times.
I sold my laptop, and in the deal I got a stove, its a multi fuel, pretty much the same as the old one apart from now I can simmer… it was destiny!
Recipes from the road coming up next, I have a whole bunch